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​with joy and ​be irresistible at ​many 40 years! Best wishes!”​of his birth. So many thoughts ​a happy birthday, life begins at ​

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​door​start all over ​a warm embrace ​all the candles ​9. “Being 40 is ​knocks on the ​5. “At forty you ​1. “Happy birthday! Best wishes and ​to blow out ​

​much to see, do and want! Best wishes.”​One more year ​admit it.” – Jules Riday​Wife​

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​happiness,​3. “If life begins ​greetings from a ​times also begin. Best wishes!”​accomplish even more! Best wishes.”​with joy and ​

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​wonderful day! Best wishes.”​

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